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Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the thrilling power of wheels and carts, oil has been spilled in the name of everything: from speed to handling to simple, psychotic power.
In the year 2014, after century of insane motoring, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of horsepower and torque.
But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the hoonpocalypse was simply the prologue to another smokey chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the tires - but hoon, hoon never changes.
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FALLOUT. SUCH A GOOD GAME
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TvåDeepFyraMe
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KILL ALL TIRES
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I read that in Ron Pearlman's voice and everything.
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Ah, this is a reference to Ninja Gaiden. RIGHT?! RIGHT?!!?
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TvåDjuptFyraMig*
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[taps mic]
Fear not Anglos, pay no attention to the man above. We will allow you to speak your language, for now.